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Old Oct 16, 2005, 05:57 AM // 05:57   #1
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When you look in the mirror, you could swear there was a blonde, blue eyed Hylian boy staring back at you.
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 06:02 AM // 06:02   #2
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You wish you had 4 bottles to carry...liquids...around
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 06:08 AM // 06:08   #3
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When you start lighting trees on fire looking for secret passageways (oh yeah, I'm old school like that)

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Old Oct 16, 2005, 06:11 AM // 06:11   #4
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You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to fin the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 07:57 AM // 07:57   #5
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When you try to hit random people in the eyes with a boomerang, because we all know that is where everything's weak spot is
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 03:06 PM // 15:06   #6
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You put a glass to your eye and try to walk through walls thinking, "The Lens Of Truth knows the way!"
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 03:10 PM // 15:10   #7
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you try and use a big leaf as a parachute, then fall to an inevitable death
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 03:13 PM // 15:13   #8
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When the school fire alarm goes off the first thing you do is try to save your friend's Link action figure saying."I won't let Hyrule's hero die.
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 09:27 PM // 21:27   #9
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at Haloween...fill in the blanks here
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29   #10
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When red-headed boy in your grade is using one of those triangle highlighters with three different colors, you take it from him and scream, "I GOT YOUR TRIFORCE, GANONDORF!!!"
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29   #11
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^^ lol. just lol. i have one of those, but im black haired
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 09:31 PM // 21:31   #12
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When red-headed boy in your grade is using one of those triangle highlighters with three different colors, you take it from him and scream, "I GOT YOUR TRIFORCE, GANONDORF!!!"

HAHAHAHA...

Ouch...that's funny...nice
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 09:33 PM // 21:33   #13
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You take that sword and shield your parents have for decoration and say to your friends that you're going to save Hyrule.
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 09:34 PM // 21:34   #14
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you take a sea shell and play it in hopes that your mighty steed will come . . .
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 09:36 PM // 21:36   #15
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You have an uncontrollable urge to beat the crap out of everyone who badmouths the Legend of Zelda.
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Old Oct 17, 2005, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #16
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You start swinging about a decorative sword hoping you have enough hearts to make little sword beams shoot out.
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Old Oct 17, 2005, 03:12 AM // 03:12   #17
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You must look for the map first before you go anywhere in a new building.
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Old Oct 17, 2005, 05:35 AM // 05:35   #18
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You plant bombs against walls trying to find secret passages at work
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Old Oct 17, 2005, 06:20 AM // 06:20   #19
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you ride your horse shooting arrows at the farmer's grain pots
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Old Oct 17, 2005, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #20
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You knock around cracks with your sword to see if they sound hollow.

You always bring a butterfly net in case you see a fairy.

You are always nice to chickens in case their many friends come by and attack you.

The word hookshot is completely not basketball related to you.
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